Judy Garland is Amazing

Friend Survey: Erin Beal!

This is Erin Beal. She pretty much rules at playwriting. I like her because she furshur has the best sense of humor and she knows how to shop for cheap, but still look better than everyone else. Look for one of her plays this spring in The Laureate. It's about a crazed fat chick who's obsessed with Al Roker.

How do we know each other?
Got drunk and fucked.

What book have you pretended to read?
Oh my god! Umm... like everything. I mean, really. Most books.

What, or who, do you think is very pretentious?
Umm...pipes. Yeah.

Who do you think is a 10?
I dunno. I can always find something gross or unattractive about somebody.

What do you hope to be remembered for?
Writing something super.

Who do you like, I mean who do you like-like?
I mean, I could say...but I don't want it on the internet.

What is your favorite outfit?
My corduroy skinny jeans with my checkered shirt, and my purple cardi.

If you could have sex with any dead celebrity, who would it be?
Anna Nicole Smith! Wait, wait like their corpse?

What are you currently obsessed with?
Gay porn! Just kidding...Umm. Hating everyone.

What's one question you'd like to ask someone?
When's the last time you got a boner when you weren't supposed to?

Right Now...

I'm really into:

MAE WEST
television
remixes
chiaroscuro
buying clothes
Tibet
social sculpture
black magic
movies
kitsch
dreams
shapely calves

So, I feel like I should make a FIVE YEAR PLAN. How old am I? Really? But I can't shake the feeling. Anyhow, here's the gist of it:

1. Get a job.
2. Round out my portfolio.
3. Apply at CCS.
4. Move to Detroit.
5. Get a job.
6. Apply for the NYC studio program.
7. Move to New York.
8. Get a job.
9. Apply at FIT.
10. HOORAY!