Evil Eye

I haven't been very current with my blog. Not much going on lately. Went to the Lost Film Festival tonight with Ambre and Shawn. I'd been looking forward to the films, but they turned out boring and corny and it made me so mad. Sat through an hour and a half of political propoganda. It was all youtube style video mashups, but for that one tin man film that won best short at Sundance. That was alright. It's hard to believe what passes for a traveling (and curated) film festival. Right now folks are watching Transformers in the living room, blaahhh. I have a hankering for ABFAB...

Erin and I were wearing red, beaded bracelets for a while to ward off the evil eye. I think it's a Ukrainian thing. But Erin must have made them wrong because we ended up on the receiving end of BAD LUCK. My theory is they didn't work because the spirits knew Erin wasn't really from the Old Country. The spirits are tricky like that, or something. So today I cut mine off and flushed it down the toilet. Bye bye bad luck.

Judy Garland is Amazing

Friend Survey: Erin Beal!

This is Erin Beal. She pretty much rules at playwriting. I like her because she furshur has the best sense of humor and she knows how to shop for cheap, but still look better than everyone else. Look for one of her plays this spring in The Laureate. It's about a crazed fat chick who's obsessed with Al Roker.

How do we know each other?
Got drunk and fucked.

What book have you pretended to read?
Oh my god! Umm... like everything. I mean, really. Most books.

What, or who, do you think is very pretentious?
Umm...pipes. Yeah.

Who do you think is a 10?
I dunno. I can always find something gross or unattractive about somebody.

What do you hope to be remembered for?
Writing something super.

Who do you like, I mean who do you like-like?
I mean, I could say...but I don't want it on the internet.

What is your favorite outfit?
My corduroy skinny jeans with my checkered shirt, and my purple cardi.

If you could have sex with any dead celebrity, who would it be?
Anna Nicole Smith! Wait, wait like their corpse?

What are you currently obsessed with?
Gay porn! Just kidding...Umm. Hating everyone.

What's one question you'd like to ask someone?
When's the last time you got a boner when you weren't supposed to?

Right Now...

I'm really into:

MAE WEST
television
remixes
chiaroscuro
buying clothes
Tibet
social sculpture
black magic
movies
kitsch
dreams
shapely calves

So, I feel like I should make a FIVE YEAR PLAN. How old am I? Really? But I can't shake the feeling. Anyhow, here's the gist of it:

1. Get a job.
2. Round out my portfolio.
3. Apply at CCS.
4. Move to Detroit.
5. Get a job.
6. Apply for the NYC studio program.
7. Move to New York.
8. Get a job.
9. Apply at FIT.
10. HOORAY!